Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My cat gives me a boner
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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