what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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