You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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