so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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