i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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