is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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