Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Is it penis luge time yet?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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