I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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