Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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