So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
my poor anus
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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