Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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