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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY

  (614): View more from Ohio

  handstands? WTF?

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  she was a gymnast

  (614): View more from Ohio

   go to hell.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital

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• (714): View more from California

  his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers

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