Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Oh god it's open bar.
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