you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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