Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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