i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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