She announced her abortion via fbk
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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