We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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