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I need you to use more vowels.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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