oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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