Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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