and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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