I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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