I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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