do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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