The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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