Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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