we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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