Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
