We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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