Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I want a musical about memes.
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