I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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