I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
