drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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