My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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