My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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