I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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