Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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