butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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