Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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