yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it