At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
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He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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