I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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