Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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