Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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