North Korea, Best Korea!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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