i jhust puked up my retainher.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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