return my video game
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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