turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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