Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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