But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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