Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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