Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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