Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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