I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
