i just made my gag reflex go away.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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