Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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