Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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