I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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