Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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