oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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